Whats your raashi ??

o gawd ! why ? why do people think of imaniac ideas and then even decide to implement them ? after seeing the movie, i feel sad about ashutosh gowariker (and his coffee friends he might have got an idea from to make a movie about types of characters based on horoscopes). Then you wonder why did he implement this idea ? and soon you are like, why cast harman baweja ?? (for ashutosh working wid amir, srk, hritik wasnt enuf i guess, he wants to return to the B grade category).

The movie opens up with a nice start to the plot but drab acting skills by the 'hero'. the first horoscopic lady comes in life n it seems that the movie may not be that bad. But, after the 4th raashifal, the movie goes worse and worser.. you feel like putting an end to all of it, but then u realise that the movie is going on and on with a comic detective side-plot just added to make the story entertaining. your raashi comes and makes u disappointed but you have to watch the movie hoping that the next one may be better .. sadly, things dont get better throughout the movie...

ashutosh puts all his 'cliche' stuff into the movie. his style has definately exposed in his 3-4 directions.
1) make the movie greater than 3 hours making the audience exasperated for water and popcorn and coke. ok, lagaan and jodha akbar deserve a longer plot, but NOT a casual lovestory. People have all the theories already in their minds regarding love and horoscopes and girls etc. so there is practically nothing much to offer for an individual.
2) have like 12-13 songs .. why ? only ashutosh knows .. and its like a pain .. a BIG pain in the arse (unless if the seats are comfy.. thankfully, mine were)
3)social message is a must .. (even in a romantic flick ?? o no !! ) having child marriage and some themes of dowry spanned in the movie, ashu wants to spread the word around .....

The movie has priyanka playing 12 roles (u know dat by now) and she plays them fairly. i just felt the sense of purpose of the movie gets defeated,although. people are so more complex compared to traits to be shown in a 3:30 hour movie. its like a practical part of life, u learn to live with it, rather than watch it for some piece of advice. the songs just reduce the time of narration to like half the movie.
Bad attempt at a novel thing.... 5/10

frequently asked questions

"ummmm.... wats up in life ??"
nothing.

"where are you?"
chandigarh

"what are you doing ? "
nothing.

"are you studying or working?"
nothing (havent u realised ?)

"job kaha lagi thi ?? havent got letter?"
aricent,CDOT. both havent called ..
next question ?

"o sorry .. "
dont be

"sorry to hear about CDOT.. just heard it sent regret letter"
haha .. dont be .. there are better things in life to do ..

"ummmm... tell me sumthign nice about today"

today was so sunny for a day that i found it sad to see such a sun around

plus i was standing in the shade to prevent my skin to get tanned

n i saw on the right, i billi was seeing me with those nostril like eyes

i was like shocked for a moment

n den i went upstairs to get cam

but then she was sooo lazy n had decided not to give me shots

sooo dat was sadder bout the sunshine

had the mausam been guud she wudnte have got lazy.
so i felt lazy too i went upstairs to sleep away to glory.....
whole august/sept have gone by me breaking my bed
thinking bout nothing, not even philosophy not even life
not even girls .. imagine !!

o btw, did u want to hear that ???? :D

sorry for the bad alignments (i just copy pasted chat stuff)