its my life

ya ya .. i've heard this BS for a long time. its your life .. you control it, you do what you want to .. do you ? o ya.. u know u dont ..

lets start with the beginning...
you're an infant, you get all the attention and all the koochy-koo's. aunties love pulling your cheeks, young girls love to cuddle you and close you close to their breasts... you're the man, the hero and the limelight. you get what you want and you (unknowingly) relish the love spawning from everywhere. this time will never come back so enjoy, flirt and live the best part of your life cause its gonna get worse from here (but you dont even know this fact.. uu too bad)

you become a toddler, you've just realised younger koochy-koo's around you and smaller kids getting the attention. before you know it, you're a brat, your whims increase and you just get know how to win .. you can go to any lengths (that you know of) to get your things done. hit objects, kick people, throw their mobile phones or even try to strangle them. you still rule this small world of yours..

you've started teenag'ing', you start loving bon jovi's "its my life", "summer of 69" without having a faintest idea what it means. Being a pet has just started. your whims have increased to the amount that your parents have stopped agreeing to them, your bashing up has stopped because u've found out you're not the best in business and most importantly, you need money ...
your pocket money finishes out before the next one would arrive. for the sake of becoming a decent person (and more sociable) you just have compromised your want of winning. earlier u were just born to get things done your way...but society (read chicks) have just caused you to agree to people, let them dominate you, cry out loud with petty things and dont know what you really want in life now ..

o yes, you want money. your pocket money is too small for the fabulous eating joints you visit, the petrol required for your car and even your music system. you are being ruled by your parents whims now.. (note the anti climax starting). you need something, you start with the same koochy-koo's they used to do and still they dont agreee to you. finally, with lots of coercion, you get your car, your mobile and lots of things to again be in mercy of them to give you more amount of things.... this suddenly leads you to decide to stand up on your own (your girlfriend reminds you aobut that often). get a good education and a good way to earn money on yourself..

you just try to free yourself from the hands of your nemesis (read parents) . you get a job and now you're started to remember again .. its your life now .. you rule the world. you want anything, you get it (in your budget). you dominate peoples life, your girlfriend has suddenly been more expressive in love and she gives you what you want ... she's 'abnormally' more in love with you now that you can support her lunches, dinners and visits to 5 star hotels.
but (not the pessimistic but here) your u living your life ? ok .. your gf is sometimes a snob and her whims apart, you guess you are.

but what about those 'special' places you go? what is exactly your lifestyle? you just prefer places which have 'special' discounts on your new credit card. you choose places which give you some bullshit points for your purchases. you eat in those restros whose food coupons you get from your company. (they're tax saving on your salary, so why not finish them?) your laptop(or worse, iphone3G) rules you. this is the best part of life after being an infant .. you are just ruled by debit cards, imaginary things and more non living tangible objects. later you know, its gonna get worse ..

you've fought, you've F'd and youve felt for her. you just decide to marry your partner since a long time. . .. you know you're just about to throw yourself into a circular abyss of unending pain. you still do it. you know who rules your life.. now 60% of your income is used up in her kitty parties, saris, jewellery etc while the rest 40% your'e too scared to spend because "She-wants-a-kid" has just started whizzing your head all these nights you try for blissful slumber.

anyways, you've now grown into your 40's .. you have 2 kids and you definately know whats wrong with your life. your wish was to do what you want. you know it comes with money. you have lots of money .. wats the problem ?? your job sucks, your wife sucks more and your kids have just sucked up their thumbs so much that it hurts.. ahh .. the money.. yes. . but then lets see the expenditure .. your 60% goes for food-rent and so-called lifestyle that you live. you visit clubs in the weekends and go for some odd holidays (making an effort to think life is getting better). the 40% you try to save for your kids because you just dont want them to crib about pocket money the way you had to. (but u just have that inkling feeling all that is just going to repeat.. your kid has replaced you, you have replaced your parents .. you just miss them now and always think what would they have done if they were you .. gosh .. have you become wiser ? no .. u just want not to)

you're about to die and know you perfectly know wats right about life. its just that you were wrong everytime. you've found out how not to live a life .. or no ? you've taken your chances.. you've done everything right... have you ?? o yes .. you've just lived your life ...

single ... and loving it

well, its the first time am writing bout my personal life on a public blog, but as most people who know me, know, that i am single... oft am been seen talking about this topic but seldom would someone understand that despite jokes, i am single and just loving it....

the joy of being single is deep inside.. while the external environment and moody neurons tempts to pick up the apple, its just self-restraint to the rescue..
here are some positive sensible things for the guys and gals feeling low on being single:::

1)Independance, democracy and freedom: a partner hampers your right to all the 3 things mentioned in some way or the other.

2)Give and take: believe me, a relation is a give and take thing(unless one of the partners is so stupid and idealistic.) IF YOU ARE just a little SELF-Centred(and i bet everyone is the one who does believe he isnt, is fickle), you'll end up sucking in it or making a compromise, which you may regret someday in life. so forget it dudes ..

3)tension,tension : oh she must have messaged ... her call .. i have to pick her up and drop her. her dog has died ... need i say more ????

4)okay u think you get chance to flirt, roam around and do fun things in your free time?
the catch is that people not in a relation feel desperate in their free time while those in one, realize that they need to free their minds from the thoughts which occupy the mind of a person in a relationship the whole 24 hours.

5) health, financial and lot of scientific hazards you get exposed to:
more of time on the mobile is fatal to the brain. it decelerates your learning process.(now you wonder why single people are smarter and more cash rich than you ?? )

stupid american studies (lack of projects in america is a reason for such studies, more on this later)
suggest that fucking a girl is directly linked to dissatisfaction in an individual. more you fuck, more you are dissatisfied with your life (which means more the probability of you committing suicide if that thought ever creeps into your mind.)

a person in a relation reading this still thinks he is not prone to any of these needs to look into the mirror and face the reality.

those who are single, just love this time cause life wont offer you this opportunity again. its great to be single, so just dont let your senses rule your mind and make a drastic mistake...

wooo-hooo

ok .. this is a very general topic.... but i'll start with the basics ..
things to do to grab her attention :::
first of all, its a tricky and exact science, this process of courting a girl. no matter how much you may practice, you are bound to make mistakes . its how you can cover and get things for your advantage.

1) praise, praise and lots more praise (be subtle in words, though)
most guys know this .. but commit the error here. telling a girl you are sexy is no praise. its a clear indication that you are trying desperate attempts at gettin it. the secret lies in not in this flirty praising, but being really specific and intelligent while using this.

2)making the girl laugh ..
we are not dealing with raunchy jokes that might be great sitting with friends, nor poor jokes happening in everyday lives. we are looking for something really universal, one liners (cause the shorter, the more easily they understand) or something applicable to the occasion. here, being impromptu is the best thing, if its your piece of art. well, this one is easy, but some thinking to what kind of thing the other person may like would be useful.

3) getting to know her friends
the best way to a woman's heart is through people who know her. behaving great with her good friends helps you in times of distress and we've seen lots of movies to support this thing. no details..

4)suprize, suprize.
every girl likes suprizes. playing on fear (this doesnt mean playing a prank. here you realise the girl that there she is misunderstanding you), adventure and unexpectedness does wonders and fast-tracks relationships. this doesnt imply using this trick often, but suprise is the best way to rejuvenate or kindle up relations.
a piece of caution is that though there may be some rebellion observed on the face, but the more intense the feelings, the more you'll succeed.

5) when there is nothing for the girl to talk about, this is the BEST time.
this is the climax usually. when the girl has done her share of talking and then things turn towards you. this is the time. make her feel comfortable and ask her deep stuff. compared to boys, the girls know their limitations, there strengths n weaknesses and you just have to pay attention to the details. deep-talk really clarifies and gives an opportunity for the girl to think about you. and when things come to you, depending on the girl, you have the choice of being cocky or just carefully using similarities to your advantage.

6) emotion...
once the girl asks any kind of emotional support from you, THIS IS THE TIME. people have found their long-time loves by just lending a shoulder. and this it the best way you can show your love and care for the girl.. so its a tried and tested formula, too. end topic.

7) be a good listener and never start off with your stories (no matter how hard it seems)

what else, have forgotten many things while writing this, but anyways,
things like attitude, carrying yourself, mentality of the girl(some are just too immature to realise your love), confidence, where you look (ya .. that is a major turn off sometimes) are really important when you are seeing.... but everyone knows that ..rite???

its really important to :::

be slow (yes, if you are in love, you can wait),
lookout for hints,
never fight a lost battle
and dont randomly try any girl (which sometimes may end up using you for her benefit)

most importantly, for the lovers and one's who would be in love soon,
i'd say::
"agar kissi afsane ko anjaam dena ho naamumkin, to usse khoobsurat mod par chodd jaana"
dont lose heart, cause the author has lost many battles but is still full in confidence ... lol ..