single ... and loving it

well, its the first time am writing bout my personal life on a public blog, but as most people who know me, know, that i am single... oft am been seen talking about this topic but seldom would someone understand that despite jokes, i am single and just loving it....

the joy of being single is deep inside.. while the external environment and moody neurons tempts to pick up the apple, its just self-restraint to the rescue..
here are some positive sensible things for the guys and gals feeling low on being single:::

1)Independance, democracy and freedom: a partner hampers your right to all the 3 things mentioned in some way or the other.

2)Give and take: believe me, a relation is a give and take thing(unless one of the partners is so stupid and idealistic.) IF YOU ARE just a little SELF-Centred(and i bet everyone is the one who does believe he isnt, is fickle), you'll end up sucking in it or making a compromise, which you may regret someday in life. so forget it dudes ..

3)tension,tension : oh she must have messaged ... her call .. i have to pick her up and drop her. her dog has died ... need i say more ????

4)okay u think you get chance to flirt, roam around and do fun things in your free time?
the catch is that people not in a relation feel desperate in their free time while those in one, realize that they need to free their minds from the thoughts which occupy the mind of a person in a relationship the whole 24 hours.

5) health, financial and lot of scientific hazards you get exposed to:
more of time on the mobile is fatal to the brain. it decelerates your learning process.(now you wonder why single people are smarter and more cash rich than you ?? )

stupid american studies (lack of projects in america is a reason for such studies, more on this later)
suggest that fucking a girl is directly linked to dissatisfaction in an individual. more you fuck, more you are dissatisfied with your life (which means more the probability of you committing suicide if that thought ever creeps into your mind.)

a person in a relation reading this still thinks he is not prone to any of these needs to look into the mirror and face the reality.

those who are single, just love this time cause life wont offer you this opportunity again. its great to be single, so just dont let your senses rule your mind and make a drastic mistake...