Frequently asked questions II

dont go down, its British Bull Chit.. :D (just kidding)
this is another version of frequently asked questions (for anyone who really is asking.. anyways)

Hows london ?
its fine ..

how is college ?
its good..

Hows everything going on ?
great. you tell

Have you been to some places ? ?
no .. just here n there

(ok now u understand that i am 1) either busy 2) you are not that important to talk and 3) i am neutral about things .. there is no anxiety)

madam tussauds ??
NO !!!!

anyways, the other stream of questions is :::

hows the crowd in collegE?
see, in my course, there are 30 people, 20 are chinese (guys) 5 indians, n the left are so in a minority to show their heads up... anyways, i guess there are 2 girls in the class .. happy ????

( o did i mention the physics department ??? we need a post for that, anyways)

oh.. the indian guys are all interested in girls and photographs, just for their morbid curiousity .. to see their friend around HAWt sexy chicks and banging and stuff .. dudes ! get a life, things are the same everywhere .. u get the same stuff back their in india ... Importantly, THERE ARE NICE CHICKS >> but then, (o its the same) they are already hooked up ... getting it everyday...
i have to mention this 1 off thing here, a chat with a friend who responds after knowing that the crowd is just normal, not oil-burning hot..

he:hows crowd..
me: bad...
he:i dont believe u ..
me:why ?
he: because they show it on TV serials and stuff .. (referring to friends and big bang theory and HIMYM)
me: wtf ? ? BLOCKED

now, the girls, "cmon.. tell me something.. hows-ur-new-life"
oH its fine !!! anyways, does this sound a little rude ?? (u still did not get it ? ? ? there are better things to do .. please let me TRY doing them and i'll get back to you :) )

guys, I hope that also answered a few questions .. just ignore the acerbic tone .. o yea .. did i tell u about the portuguese chick ????????????? haha ... girls, stay away !! m not-ready-to-mingle....